Pebbles.

Tonight, I will refer to them as 'the others'.

Simply put. 'Nobody likes a pebble in their shoe'. So why must the 'others' always place it there, when you are wearing sneakers. Do you know how hard it is to put a pebble in sneaker?? First you have to find the right pebble... The one with the sharp edge, but small enough to move around the arch of the foot in the shoe. Then, you have to get a hold of the leg with the foot with the sneaker. Then there is the unlacing, oh Damn the unlacing. Pending on 'the other' this process can be short and sweet or they can choose to draw it out. (pray they choose the first one). After the hellish lacing process we get to the actual placing of pebble. (surprisingly enough is the easiest and fastest step.)

So there it sits, in the shoe, under the arch of the foot attached to the leg, UNTIL the 'other' takes it out themselves or buys your flip flops.

Why can't you just take the pebble out all by your lonesome you ask??? Because as soon as you take it out, another 'other' sticks one right back. All in all, there is NO way to live a pebble-free life.

So my advice, stick with the sneakers..... that way you only have one pebble at a time as oppose to hundreds.